OMG

Luvs2sk82002 (11:48:51 PM): i am bored
nelsobradley (11:49:28 PM): haha i can tell
Luvs2sk82002 (11:49:29 PM): as bored as a virgin's wallet condom

Luvs2sk82002 (11:50:48 PM): i see pooh but you ckaka
Luvs2sk82002 (11:51:13 PM): nieha
Luvs2sk82002 (11:51:19 PM): thats the sound i made
Luvs2sk82002 (11:51:28 PM): reading my own joke
Luvs2sk82002 (11:51:44 PM): thats some wicked onomatopoeia for you right there
Luvs2sk82002 (11:51:54 PM): nieha
Luvs2sk82002 (11:52:02 PM): ka chink
nelsobradley (11:52:14 PM): is this jeff?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:52:21 PM): tickitukkk
Luvs2sk82002 (11:52:32 PM): thats the sound of 1 ciboy falling onto the desk
Luvs2sk82002 (11:52:36 PM): tikcitcitackticktickitickcitkciek
Luvs2sk82002 (11:52:43 PM): there goes the family
nelsobradley (11:53:12 PM): nooooooooo

Luvs2sk82002 (11:53:39 PM): wonderful omens really look deadly
Luvs2sk82002 (11:53:44 PM): often first
Luvs2sk82002 (11:55:22 PM): women are really carefully rinded apples fully tasting
nelsobradley (11:55:23 PM): hahahaha
Luvs2sk82002 (11:55:29 PM): you know what that is?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:55:42 PM): i forget the word
Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:01 PM): homily or anagram or laser something
Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:10 PM): decintogram
Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:14 PM): sounds right enough

Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:17 PM): how's cpr training?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:22 PM): make out with any hot corpses?
nelsobradley (11:56:41 PM): oh yes yes
nelsobradley (11:56:43 PM): i did
Luvs2sk82002 (11:56:57 PM): that means you failed
Luvs2sk82002 (11:57:03 PM): failure
Luvs2sk82002 (11:57:05 PM): failer
nelsobradley (11:58:03 PM): no
nelsobradley (11:58:09 PM): they were already dead
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:13 PM): ohhh

Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:20 PM): how's los gatos butrous gali?
nelsobradley (11:58:25 PM): los gatos is hoppin
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:36 PM): like mad or like crazy?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:38 PM): or like bunny?
nelsobradley (11:58:40 PM): like... hoppin hoppin
nelsobradley (11:58:45 PM): i passed by the key shop today
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:47 PM): oh really?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:49 PM): on lark?
Luvs2sk82002 (11:58:54 PM): or lgblvd?

Luvs2sk82002 (11:59:21 PM): noooo
Luvs2sk82002 (11:59:25 PM): i gave away my identity
Luvs2sk82002 (11:59:29 PM): with the knowledge of jeff
Luvs2sk82002 (11:59:36 PM): vanish
“Luvs2sk82002” is away from the computer as of 11:59:59 PM.
nelsobradley (12:00:04 AM): haha bye jeff

Auto response from Luvs2sk82002: not jeff

That's my name!

ckaka121025 (7:17:56 PM): Mr. Nelson Bradley!
nelsobradley (7:18:07 PM): Wooooah.
nelsobradley (7:18:11 PM): that was a fast IM
ckaka121025 (7:18:14 PM): yup.
ckaka121025 (7:18:17 PM): ok off to read

Sharon's warning level always rises.

nelsobradley (1:01:33 PM): your sister warned you again?
nelsobradley (1:01:35 PM): so mean
sodiumchloride4u (1:01:39 PM): yess
nelsobradley (1:01:48 PM): :-(
nelsobradley (1:01:52 PM): go hit her
sodiumchloride4u (1:02:01 PM): haha she can take me down

I'm getting desperate.

nelsobradley (3:07:42 PM): what did you get yourself?
J0HNNy W Hy (3:12:41 PM): 4 girlfriends and a new car
nelsobradley (3:12:57 PM): can you spare one?
J0HNNy W Hy (3:15:17 PM): the car or the girlfriends?
nelsobradley (3:15:32 PM): ummm
nelsobradley (3:15:35 PM): a girl
J0HNNy W Hy (3:15:59 PM): the car is a girl
nelsobradley (3:16:05 PM): well i don't want her
J0HNNy W Hy (3:16:33 PM): omg
J0HNNy W Hy (3:16:35 PM): she's so nice
nelsobradley (3:17:25 PM): i don't care!
nelsobradley (3:17:40 PM): i want a mean girl

Coincidences.

destaquese (12:24:54 PM): you gonna be home this weekend?
nelsobradley (12:25:06 PM): yeah, i hope so
nelsobradley (12:25:23 PM): you are too, right?
destaquese (12:25:27 PM): yeah
nelsobradley (12:25:34 PM): my sister is in town too
destaquese (12:25:44 PM): mine too
destaquese (12:25:46 PM): :-P
nelsobradley (12:25:48 PM): awesome!
destaquese (12:25:52 PM): where is your sister now?
nelsobradley (12:25:58 PM): she's in chicago
destaquese (12:26:02 PM): lol
destaquese (12:26:04 PM): mine too

Backwards. Sdrawkcab.

nelsobradley (12:18:38 PM): that's impressive
BringitHahn (12:19:18 PM): haha
BringitHahn (12:19:36 PM): oop stae yeldarboslen
BringitHahn (12:19:51 PM): lol that sounds russian
BringitHahn (12:19:55 PM): yeldar boslen!
BringitHahn (12:20:35 PM): stachiovendracth vernut kinuf detak!
BringitHahn (12:20:44 PM): hahaha
nelsobradley (12:20:50 PM): oh my gosh
nelsobradley (12:20:56 PM): when are you guys moving?
BringitHahn (12:21:01 PM): right now!
BringitHahn (12:21:05 PM): as soon as i level up
nelsobradley (12:21:06 PM): got a truck?
BringitHahn (12:21:13 PM): hahaha
BringitHahn (12:21:14 PM): j/k
BringitHahn (12:21:16 PM): waiting for the uhaul
BringitHahn (12:21:21 PM): they deliver, right?
BringitHahn (12:21:27 PM): like pizza

*NC-17* This is not funny, but I laughed so hard.

nelsobradley (11:55:15 AM): she's someone who you like?
nelsobradley (11:55:19 AM): or a relative?
destaquese (11:55:25 AM): neither
destaquese (11:55:27 AM): just a friend
destaquese (11:55:46 AM): although i did fuck her....lol

Jeopardy!

ujb22884 (7:04:56 PM): what the hell is a jaguarundi
ujb22884 (7:05:04 PM): where do they get this weird crap from
ujb22884 (7:05:21 PM): see this is why i dont watch it.. its depressing.. i know nothing

Wei being my mom from China

weituskywalker (1:02:16 PM): dude...
weituskywalker (1:02:19 PM): eat two meals today
weituskywalker (1:02:22 PM): you hear me?

wah!

ckaka121025 (12:46:52 PM): Nelson!
“ckaka121025” signed off at 12:50:38 PM.

Tissue?

J0HNNy W Hy (6:31:50 PM): AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
nelsobradley (6:58:51 PM): whaaaaaaaaat?
J0HNNy W Hy (6:58:56 PM): choo
nelsobradley (6:59:05 PM): oh my
nelsobradley (6:59:22 PM): that was a twenty minute sneeze

Too much wow?

BringitHahn (2:48:01 PM): i start typing "r" to begin each response
nelsobradley (2:48:10 PM): haha i don't understand
BringitHahn (2:48:11 PM): cus thats the quick-key for respond
nelsobradley (2:48:14 PM): ooo
nelsobradley (2:48:19 PM): haha u dork
BringitHahn (2:48:24 PM): rit would look like that
BringitHahn (2:48:28 PM): reverything i IM'ed

...

nelsobradley (2:54:26 PM): i want to be a short dude
BringitHahn (2:55:45 PM): hahahaha
BringitHahn (2:55:49 PM): cus he jumps cute?
BringitHahn (2:55:53 PM): you freak

Delaying before number three today

nelsobradley: raise your hand if you have three finals in one day.
nelsobradley: *Nelson raises hand*

CATHY! (my streaking buddy)

ckaka121025 (9:38:33 PM): I've gotten fat
nelsobradley (9:38:36 PM): i smell cathy!
nelsobradley (9:38:40 PM): CATHY!
ckaka121025 (9:38:40 PM): I'm on a different belt hole
ckaka121025 (9:38:41 PM): haha
nelsobradley (9:38:43 PM): come come
ckaka121025 (9:38:43 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooo
nelsobradley (9:38:46 PM): it's finals time
ckaka121025 (9:38:48 PM): Cathy sits on Nelson

I feel honored to be your last chat, sis.

yellowlovebug00 (7:17:39 PM): hi!
yellowlovebug00 (7:17:41 PM): you there?
nelsobradley (7:18:01 PM): hi!
nelsobradley (7:18:02 PM): yeah
yellowlovebug00 (7:18:03 PM): this will be my last ichat from my old apartment... :-(

Strange gift in the mail.

nelsobradley (5:46:42 PM): peace OUT homie C
nelsobradley (5:46:48 PM): gonna go read my "math book"
nelsobradley (5:46:49 PM): haha
J0HNNy W Hy (5:47:07 PM): your brazillian math book

We are cool.

nelsobradley (11:38:40 AM): peace OUT
J0HNNy W Hy (11:38:46 AM): lates foo

Stanford girls are scary.

adrienne720 (5:55:27 PM): we're such stalkers :-)
adrienne720 (5:55:30 PM): well, more me than you
nelsobradley (5:55:36 PM): yes YOU

C2H5OH

ckaka121025 (10:32:11 PM): drink moscato now!
nelsobradley (10:32:18 PM): i have water!
ckaka121025 (10:32:23 PM): moscato

My roommate on MSN Messenger...

D0D0 says: (2:54:29 PM): i just took off my pants
nelson bradley says: (2:54:35 PM): eww
D0D0 says: (2:54:39 PM): i'll put them back on

For fun. (all the well wishers on AIM)

yellowlovebug00 (10:14:53 PM): HAPPY BIRTHDAY NELSON!!!
ckaka121025 (10:28:42 PM): happy bday in advance!!!!!!!!!!!!<--link!
theHumbug (10:36:49 PM): yay, less than 90 minutes nelso
BringitHahn (11:32:14 PM): coming!
weituskywalker (around midnight): *sends txt msg from SF* "Happy birthday"
Mom calls to wake me up/ say "Happy Birthday" @ 11:45 AM
J0HNNy W Hy (1:30:29 PM): happy birthday!
Dad calls to say "Happy Birthday" right before hopping onto his bus @ 2:33 PM
ckaka121025 (2:35:08 PM): bday boy bday boy
kangstrgrl (2:53:51 PM): hey nelson...hope your birthday's going well...^_^
weirdo627 (5:13:04 PM): HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!
Chanda calls to say "Happy Birthday" @ 5:23 PM (so nice!)
ChReeSa38 (5:51:19 PM): haaaaappy bday nelson
Sharon calls to say "Happy Birthday" and "I still have your balloon" @ 6:27 PM
Big Sis calls to wish a "Happy Birthday" and say "See ya soon, broski" @ 7:34 PM

nelsobradley (12:01:39 AM): say happy birthday
nelsobradley (12:01:49 AM): i don't have u yet
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa (12:01:55 AM): i said it last night
nelsobradley (12:02:01 AM): online?
nelsobradley (12:02:10 AM): i need an AIM message
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa (12:03:29 AM): oh gosh
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa (12:03:31 AM): happy bday nelson

aaaaaand... last (and certainly least... jk!) on May 5th
cynoki19 (11:06:01 PM): happy belated birthday. if i havne't said it.
cynoki19 (11:06:09 PM): :-(


11:43 AM is when I was born.


Hmm... I never post any journal type stuff here, but I'll just say that this was a good great birthday. Definitely the most cakes I've ever had. (2.5 of them) Friends are the best. Goodnight.