ladies... I've found u a husband!
theHumbug: i just made crepes an hour ago
nelsobradley: yum!
nelsobradley: from dough you have?
theHumbug: nope, from scratch
theHumbug: i had a dream about making crepes the other day
theHumbug: had to do it

CREEPY!
nelsobradley (12:58:43 AM): i'll watch it with ya
ckaka121025 (12:58:43 AM): i'll watch it w/u!

ckaka121025: Camie kuo
nelsobradley: lol
nelsobradley: Kuo
ckaka121025: oh yes
ckaka121025: Kuo
ckaka121025: phew
ckaka121025: I almost missed that
ckaka121025: thanks nelson
ckaka121025: Nelson
ckaka121025: what would I've done if it weren't for u
ckaka121025: lol
ckaka121025: I'd be jobless and homeless
nelsobradley: and uncapitalized!
ckaka121025: :-O

Mr GOOGLE! (having second thoughts?)
weituskywalker: dude...
nelsobradley: hex337: I wanna work for google...
weituskywalker: haha
nelsobradley: that's the guy who's working for apple
weituskywalker: who is that
weituskywalker: o..
weituskywalker: we can switch
weituskywalker: heh

nelsobradley: guess what!
J0HNNy W Hy: ummm
J0HNNy W Hy: u found me a girlfriend!!
nelsobradley: *scratches head*
J0HNNy W Hy: a real one
nelsobradley: umm... no
nelsobradley: i didn't have anything to tell u when i said guess what
J0HNNy W Hy: oh
J0HNNy W Hy: that's what i do!
nelsobradley: haha it's fun!

so.....u wanna make cream puffs?
J0HNNy W Hy: ummm sure?
J0HNNy W Hy: random
J0HNNy W Hy: why cream puffs
nelsobradley: cause they're fun!
J0HNNy W Hy: well i'll be hanging out with my girlfriend
J0HNNy W Hy: a lot
nelsobradley: fiiine fine
nelsobradley: i should meet her
J0HNNy W Hy: hmmmm
J0HNNy W Hy: u should
J0HNNy W Hy: but i doubt u ever will
nelsobradley: :-(
J0HNNy W Hy: i have no control over such things!
nelsobradley: she's shy?
J0HNNy W Hy: ummmm yeah
J0HNNy W Hy: and she's not real
J0HNNy W Hy: just those two things
J0HNNy W Hy: make it hard
J0HNNy W Hy: i'm close to getting a real one
J0HNNy W Hy: they're just hard to find
nelsobradley: cool cool
nelsobradley: just be careful
J0HNNy W Hy: haha i'll be A-okay
J0HNNy W Hy: maybe B-okay
nelsobradley: you'll be A+ with a smiley face okay
J0HNNy W Hy: yuuuup
J0HNNy W Hy: i better be
J0HNNy W Hy: i'm a heartbreaker

I don't know what u are talking about *looks up at the ceiling*
cynoki19: i see you haven't posted our barbie convo on your blog
cynoki19: it's b/c you don't want the whole world to know isn't it??

optimism!
nelsobradley: my chances are 1/1500
ckaka121025: hooray!
ckaka121025: better than 1/100000000000000000000

my mom on MSN messenger...
judith says: have a nice day off mon. love, MOM
nelson bradley says: will do. love, NELSON
judith says: You are great. I don't worry about you at all. Love, MOM

mixed signals
weirdo627: night night xoxoxoxo
nelsobradley: eewwww
weirdo627: what? i'm being sweet
nelsobradley: fine fine xoxoxoxoxo
weirdo627: eewwww

I never knew til someone told me that...
ckaka121025: wow Nelsen ur more than a human
nelsobradley: thanks!
nelsobradley: at least someone agrees
ckaka121025: I have a feeling ur gonna quote me

Futile Attempts to get me a Valentine...
number 1:
nelsobradley: won't u be my Valentine?!
Auto response from AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: I am away from my computer right now.

number 2:
nelsobradley: are u taken as a valentine?
ChReeSa38: by two people
ChReeSa38: but there's plenty to go around
nelsobradley: :-( ok

I got desperate:
nelsobradley: BE MY VALENTINE!
J0HNNy W Hy: no!
nelsobradley: say you'll be my valentine!
J0HNNy W Hy signed off at 4:10:46 PM.

side comment: anyone else notice how jon always says "so..." in real life?... well now he's doing it via aim.
J0HNNy W Hy: SO...

I take back the Faye loving me remark
weirdo627: you suck!!!!
Auto response from nelsobradley: somewhere in my HUGE room
weirdo627: this better be quoted

Someone has too much time on their hands....and I swear this is not me
ciboys say: Hello Nelson Bradley.
ciboys say: We are the CIBoys.
nelsobradley: lol
ciboys say: We think you have an unhealthy addiction to us.
ciboys say: Perhaps your money would better be spent elsewhere.
ciboys say: Why not take a friend to lunch?
nelsobradley: don't u like my desk though?
ciboys say: It's not bad.
ciboys say: haha ok this is going nowhere
ciboys say: not as funny as i'd hoped

Totally out of context... but it's my blogspot... I do what I want!
ckaka121025: yea, my friend thinks ur really cute
Plus, one more ciboy/sheep fan...
ckaka121025: we will worship tiny objects
nelsobradley: yup
nelsobradley: and rotate them occasionally
ckaka121025: hahaha
ckaka121025: oh dear!
ckaka121025: we will devote all our time and money to searching for all of the sheep
And, to make up for the out-of-context-edness of the first line... here's a neat line that I just dug up from Camie's xanga: (...very well put I think)
Nevertheless, seeing their brightened faces and embracing their welcoming arms really makes me feel so unbelievably blessed. Some things just don't change... and I find so much comfort in this constancy because this is... home.

nelsobradley: sea turtles
Auto response from itwontgimmeasn: air bears

This is what happens when I do math and people chat to me:
BringitHahn: you useless IM conversator
BringitHahn: way to repeat what i said and try to appear helpful

Late Night Visitors
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: i think he likes u
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: u only drunk dial if u like someone
nelsobradley: yeah?
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: oh my gosh
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: hes in love with u
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: n he was hella happy
AiYaYaYaYaYaYa: hahaha

Faye loves me! :) update: something pretty was boba. Yay!
weirdo627: yay
weirdo627: i love you
nelsobradley: haha
weirdo627: thankee thankee
nelsobradley: ok..go write it up
nelsobradley: yay
weirdo627: i'll buy you something pretty